Elwood always complained that his stories and suggestions weren't posted in a timely manner, so he gets his own page. The links below are pure Elwood - we make no claims that they won't offend you, but they might probably enlighten you just as well.

Happy surfing!!

  • Iggy Pop The Godfather of Punk!! Iggy's 60th birthday diving  into the mosh pit x 2 at 60 years of age in NYC!!
    What The Fuck!!??
  • The Z-Man in his Prime..We Will Always Keep You In Our Hearts For Awhile!!
RIP Z !!!

RIP Z !!!

Elwood says, "Right on, Google!!!"

That's hot - and please check out the Carl's Jr website - it's hot too!

So is the Paris uncensored video!!

Note from Jake: "Damn, Elwood - Jennifer looks FINE on their hit video!!! I believe we were damned lucky to have discovered her. Where's our damned check?"

Elwood wants to be sure you don't miss this!!!


Elwood will probably kill me when he reads this, but few of you know that, after the Booze Brothers were separated, he spend some summers behind the scenes at the lovely Nippersink Manor resort outside of Chicago. Now I personally don't know if he was the inspiration for Johnny Castle (left), or if there even was a Baby (also left) for him to Dirty Dance with, but the possibilities boggle the mind, don't they?

A man walks into a bar.  He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone.  He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?"

She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody any time, any where, any place, it doesn't matter to me."

The guy raises his eyebrows and says, "No kidding?  What law firm do you work for?"


And then there were two...

"The Hardest Working Man in Show Business" shows he isn't finished. At 68, James Brown is releasing his first new album in years!